Bin Laden: Don't mess with China!!! 連賓拉登都畏懼中國!!

Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

賓 拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
absolutely cannot mess with

原 因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
on the Chinese with the following results:

*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋 時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
three-dimensional traffic bridge;

*一 人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠 了兩小時沒擠上車；!
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

*一 人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found
that the bomb remote control was stolen;

*一 人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

*一 人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊 報戰果罪" 處決了（這個最可憐！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);

*一 人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
(containing the bomb) from him;

*一 人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑 心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

*後 來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子 去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
but she was cheated into prostitution!

最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!